Top Five Reasons to Never Sing While Drunk

5. You're Going to Make an Ass Out of Yourself - I know, when you're drowning yourself in Captain Morgans it's expected that you become a little more open to suggestion. But much like that time you face planted trying to do a kick flip, that isn't always a good thing.

4. You Can't Sing - Everyone knows it. You know it, but somehow you forget about it for those few short minutes when you step up to the stage and spotlight and remind everyone why you've never been on American Idol, and do you really think drinking is going to help you? You're going to be so unfamiliar with the terms, 'off key' and, 'lyrics' people are going to think you're musically challenged.

3. Everyone is Watching - Look around you. See those people? They're going to be listening whether you or they want to or not. When the music starts, your sound level will be anywhere from quiet to screaming, but regardless of that, by the end you will have the attention of everyone, and chances are that you won't realize until the next day.

2. Someone Has a Camera - And chances are it's probably you. Thanks to technology, we are now given the chance to relive forgotten memories with devices no bigger than the mouse you're using right now. Whether the evidence is in the form of pictures or video, your friends will never forget that face you made while giving your rendition of Don't Stop Believing. This is a prime example.

1. You're Drunk - When is the last time you made a good decision while intoxicated? No, stop lying right now. She didn't look anything like Ginger from Gilligan's Island, it was more like... The offspring of Nessy and the Blob, only with more hair.