5. Uvula - You know that thing that hangs down... In the back, there? You might need a light to see it. It just kind of jiggles and doesn't really do anything, but if feels weird if you play with it. Yeah, that's dirty.
4. Cumbersome - Just look at it. First thing that pops into my mind is a big load. Hey, baby, you better watch out, this is going to be cumbersome on your face in a second.
3. Buttress - I think in a few years this will catch on as the new word to describe anal sex. How do you like it best? Well, I don't get it as often as I'd like, but I prefer the buttress method.
2. Mastication - It's like three letters off from masturbation. That's it, plain and simple.
1. Cunnalingus - There is some huge rumor going around that this a real word and it means something along the lines of licking a girl's vagina. Now, come on people, think about that logically. God put the poonani on this planet for one reason, and one reason only, for intrusion of the dick variety. Let's stop this non-sense now before women start thinking they have rights, too.
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