This one goes out to Sean Reynolds. Ain't nobody can hold a candle to your almost growthy gland.
5. Sympathy - It's lame, I know, but there are some sick fucks out there that get randy when people give them the, 'awww poor thing' treatment. Lord knows I do.
4. You Can Now Compare Your Penis to Your ISP - Once were the glory days of fiber optic, and lightning downloads, but now you're stuck on 56K, and Girls Gone Wild has just stopped at 34% and it ain't gonna start back up.
3. Bladder Explosion is Balla - Having your bladder explode is probably one of the most manly ways you can die. If you're going to go, go out with a bang, a bladder bang, just like my nigga Tycho Brahe.
2. No Better Excuse for Getting a Finger Up Your Ass - Come on, why not live it up while you have the chance? Yeah, hunnie, just going to the doctors to make sure my prostate isn't growing... Score, rectal exam!
1. Not Everyone Knows What it Means - When you tell people that you have an enlarged prostate, if they don't know what it is exactly, they at least have some memory of it having to do with genitalia. You know what that means? In their minds, your dick is now the size of a grapefruit.
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