Top Five Things To Do on a School Bus

5. Throw Stuff - Nothing is less expected than being hit with something as a school bus passes. And in the long run, no one can really be upset about it so you're off the hook, because A: What the hell are they gonna tell the cops? "it was a big yellow school bus" Yeah OK... And B: Just blame it on the kids. Meddling kids, and their dog.

4. Moon People - When is mooning people a BAD idea? Thats right, never. So why not do it atop such a glorious device. You'll be so high up, they might even get a peak at a little taint.

3. Shit - Uhh, I really don't know why you would want to shit on a school bus, it was Neee's idea. Maybe he has a shitting fetish, combined with a bus fetish? But I guess I don't see any reason not to. This bus is a one way trip to brown town.

2. Turn the Flashy Lights On - Now, at first glance you may think "Hey, this is lame, it should be no higher than 5." But you're an idiot and thats why we write these. Think of the power those blinky lights command. You can stop all traffic at the flip of a switch! Think of the possibilities man...

1. Have Sex - Everyone knows having sex is the most epic thing you can do on a school bus. Plus, its uniquely shaped and placed seats offer some interesting choices for positions. Bonus points if you do it on a short bus. Gives new meaning to "Handicap Hand Job's".