With the current Political Climate, its not unusual for us to speculate on why in the near future we will be blogging from a smoldering crater.
5. Worldwide Halo 3 Shortage - If you have ever played Halo 2 online, chances are that you already believe the apocalypse is upon us because the Halo 2 community will one day have to move from their mother's basements and get jobs doing things in the real world. But, imagine this set of Master Chief worshiping bigots not being able to get this Holy Grail of online games, let alone the special edition that includes a miniature helmet to complete the suit of armor they have been knitting for their cat. There would be riots world wide.
4. Micheal Jackson is the Antichrist - I would not be surprised. His unholy union with Macaulay Culkin, among other boys, will rip open a gate to the underworld from which his demonic army would conquer the world as we know it. The French Prime Minister has already surrendered to them.
3. Penis Pump Embargo - Anyone whom needs nuclear warheads are obviously compensating for their lack of pantliear dickheads. So, this much needed home appliance could cause World Leaders to become more trigger happy, one thing leads to another, and everyone is eating radiation.
2. Canada Evolves Beyond the Iron Age - God forbid those fun loving Canucks discover physics, let alone how to build tanks that don't involve mules.
1. Kim Jung Il "Catches 'em all" - We could make some witty political joke about hoarding nuclear arms, but no, we are really talking about Pokemon.
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