5. Comatose - Well, no explanation needed. ...You're fucking unconscious, nothing is going to get done.
4. Masturbation Marathon - Once you pop... You must refuse to stop. Just keep going, and going, and going. Yeah, like the Energizer Bunny, but instead it's your genitals.
3. Biddies - Ladies, ladies, ladies. You know what I'm talking about. Whether it's jail bait, or a MILF, it's gotta get hit and you gotta hit it. In case of no biddies, see number 4.
2. Wasted - Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, and sometimes you gotta drink. It's hard to write top fives when formulating coherent sentences proves challenging.
1. Epic Return - Much like that of Jay-Z or Michael Jordan. It's lonely at the top, and sometimes you want to step down, that's understandable. However, two days later you remember how good it really is to be the king. Fuck retirement, the throne must be reclaimed!
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