Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Top Five Senses

5. Sense of Taste - Mmm. Food. This is what makes eating so great! Without that, I would just keep eating to fill the empty void inside me... It would be a vicious cycle.

4. Sense of Sight - Boobs! Look at 'em! That's all that needs to be said.

3. Sense of Humor - It's what makes this blog worth reading. It's what makes your buddy getting whacked in the nuts gut bustingly hilarious, up until they give you nut knock of your own.

2. Sixth Sense - Ghosts and shit? Hollah! Why wouldn't you want to know stuff other people didn't? You'll see the future and talk to the dead. You'll be rich, basically.

1. Spidey Sense - Who wants to be rich when you'll have all the bid-tids (ladies) you can handle? Oh, watch out sexy, Doc Oc is about to hump you. "Oh, thank you Spider-Guy! Let me blow you."

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