5. It helps you compensate for poor sexual performance - It's true, when was the last time you looked at a guitar player and thought, "Man, I bet that dude has poor sexual longevity." No, in fact you probably thought, "Hey, nice guitar... Asshole."
4. Chicks dig it - It's true. Don't ask me why, they just do, and thats what life is about. That, and pwning noobs. Jage.
3. It provides entertainment - When surfing the net and masturbating finally get boring (right) you can take comfort in the fact that your guitar will be strung and waiting for you to pluck out a tasty riff.
2. Its the first step in starting a band - Which is the first step to you and your buddies getting out of your friend's room in his parent's house, and out into the world of public performance and public humiliation.
1. Music is the deepest expression of personal feelings - ...Hah! Just kidding, music is for queers! But it'll get you laid, bitch!
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