5. Open a Savings Account - Yeah, 15 bucks a month isn't that much, but in ten years, you could have $2,600 sitting in your bank. Think about that everytime you plop your ass down for four to six hours straight, every day for ten years.
4. Invest in Vivendi Universal Stock - You probably missed the explosion that that occurred when WoW first came out, but you should still be in for a pretty penny if things continue to go their way. Oh, you'll have to invest in the French market, since they dropped out of the New York Stock Exchange. Use your new fortune to do something like make third-world countries healthy and thriving, or buy the Millennium Falcon.
3. Buy a Month and a Half of Lord of the Rings Online - When it comes out, of course. At least it's a different game, and it's Lord of the Rings, which is needless to say, the most balla thing ever. For Frodo!
2. Get a BJ Once a Month - Despite what you may or may not think, chicks do not dig +10 enchanted chain-mail, but hookers do dig cash, so go find someone special.
1. Pay Hobos to Participate in Gladiatorial Combat - Self explanatory. ...I'm getting a chubby just thinking
about it.
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