5. Boredom - When you're in college and you're not that overwhelmed with work and you look to your left and see your friend searching through pages upon pages of Facebook accounts with no intention of doing anything else, something must be done.
4. Creative Output - With creativity just erupting from the side hatch of your mind you need to embrace it like a precious body part, or stolen treasure.
3. Enlightenment - Aim not only to entertain, but to engulf your readers with a level truth and justice that only a glorious top five can attain.
2. Gold Plated Toilet Seats - After your never ending work at the top five is done, there isn't anything better than placing that tired tush on solid gold majesty.
1. The Bitches - Trust me, there ain't nothing that gets women more hot than a nice, thick, daily top five. It's rough, but someone has to do it.
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