5. Your Parents Want You to - You know it, and I know it. They want you to go and further your education or follow their dreams or something. Make them happy, so when you move back home afterwards your mom will still get you Captain Crunch for dinner.
4. It Helps Kill Time - What else did you plan on doing in those 4-6 years between high school and when you actually get a job. I guess you could sit in your parents basement and masturbate all day, but why not move from the basement to a dorm room? Maybe even fill some time in between sessions with a class or something.
3. Make More Mun's - Yeah buddy. Go to college, get that piece of paper that says you're qualified to do something, and make more money than the dude who doesn't have that piece of paper. Holla!
2. Parties - Even the nerds of college party, granted it might be a magic party, but still. When else in your life are you going to be surrounded by thousands of people your age with nothing better to do? Live it up and grab a beah! (beer for those of you who are retarded)
1. Legal Biddies - You heard me. Colleges are full of crazy, legal, chicks (and dudes) who are overcome with hormones and a burning desire (also known as VD) to let loose and get loose. Grab a buddy, hit a party, and tap some fine, educated, ass!
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3 comments:
number five is lame!!! it shouldn't matter what your parents want...it's what you want in life my friend!
Do you want captain crunch for dinner? Then go to college you lazy bastard.
you don't need college for a good job. it helps...but you don't need it.
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