5. Commando - Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Jungle killing everything. If I need to explain to you the appeal of that, you must be lacking satchel. Not to mention the obvious battle for heterosexual supremacy between the testosterone spewing Arnold and his Freddy Mercury-look alike nemesis, Bennett. Watch this movie and practice your one-liners, cause nothing is more manly than a good one-liner, IE James Bond.
4. Top Gun - I know there is controversy behind this one, but is it possible that Top Gun is so gay that it is in fact the manliest piece of cinema in all history? No, but its got Jets. And Jets are manly. So is flying Jets to 80's hair metal.
3. Die Hard - John McClane impregnates females,and occasionally a male, every time Die Hard is even mentioned. The man walks across broken glass barefoot and makes bombs with monitors. A movie about a lone cop killing bad dudes with tact and style and can't NOT be manly. Warning: Your testicles will double in size upon each viewing of Die Hard.
2. 300 - I can't imagine a reason why you haven't seen this movie yet. I grew a beard just watching it. After the credits had rolled, I had so much testosterone in me that I crushed a man's skull on the way out. I also walked straight through a wall and punted an entire litter of baby kittens.
1. Dirty Dancing - Here's a game me and the boys like to play. Watch Dirty Dancing, and if you can find the women more attractive than the sizzlin' Patrick Swayze AND not day dream about running on the beach with him, you have completed your journey through manhood and you are free to claim yourself a Man among men.
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gotta agree, 300 is one of the best movies i've ever seen.
YA! Patrick Swayze is fucking amazing in that movieee!!! The chicks on the other hand were not that hott. So I agree if you can find them more attractive then you're a man. =)
<3Britt
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