Sorry about the delay, but after some encouragement from silent fans, I've decided to get back up and continue writing. This particular top five might cause vomiting in the weak of stomach, so I caution you to only continue if you think you can handle it. I don't allow vomiting on my blog.
5. Meltdown - Taco Bell or Mexican food often has this effect on people. It has many names, and many consistencies but there is one thing they all have in common; you're going to be using quite a bit of toilet paper.
4. Sequels/Trilogies - I have a personal grudge against this three part episode, but we're not going to get into that. The trilogy is when you know you got to go big, but when you go, it is but a portion of the beast within. It will take either two or three trips to the restroom before you're done, and while each portion is different, the beginning has remnants of the prior shit.
3. Brick - Massive, rock hard, unforgiving. No, I'm not talking about my genitals, although I could be. Not. Anyways, this shit has been known to cause rectal bleeding and crying in small children. Be cautious, sometimes it's better to let this bad boy slide out when he's ready than to cram him through your porthole.
2. Toxic - This is the shit where you walk into the public bathroom and say, "AUGH, what died in here?" As you realize what you've done, you ashamedly rush to wipe and leave before someone close to you finds out that you dropped the bomb right before he went in.
1. Jalapeño - It's spicy, and by no means friendly. No matter the consistency or the amount, this irritating shit leaves your butthole burning long after you've flushed it's remains to shit hell.
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Not just for small children; I too have shed a tear in pain caused by "the brick".
-EFFFK
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