Top Five Things to Do With Pennies

Honestly, pennies suck ass. They're going to be gone soon and what are we, the people, going to do with our enormous collections of worthless copper? Here's where Daily Top Fives comes into your daily lives, this is Top Five Things to do with Pennies.

5. Melt Them Down - They're worth more as copper piping than they are as pennies, why not get their worth out of them? A word of caution, however; consult a professional, Daily Top Fives is not responsible for accidents caused when attempting melting down of pennies.

4. Pay 25 Cents to Have One Squished Into Something - A picture is worth a thousand words, a flat penny with a symbol stamped on is only worth 25 cents, plus a penny.

3. Put One in Your Nose - We're all children on the inside, some of us more than others. So start the car as your prepare to send that coin to where only your finger has been.

2. Trick Your Little Brother - You know the routine, "Wanna see something cool? Stick the penny in the socket. Yeah, trust me, it's wicked cool. Oh it hurt? You did it wrong, it's the other hole." ROFLCOPTERS ensues.

1. Construct a Gun the Fires Them - It'll be like a BB only... A penny. Advantages over BBs? Uhh... Less accurate, more costly, funnier.


Other things that didn't make the cut:

Super glue them to the sidewalk or floor and watch poor people try to pick them up.

Throw hand fulls at people you don't like.

Make a statue out of them.

Fill two bags with them and tie them together, making some kind of flail/nun-chuck weapon.