The debate has raged on for years, and it's finally time to settle the score once and for all. This will go down in history as the first time anyone has truly taken a stand against the injustice of jubblies everywhere.
5. Copies Generally Aren't Better Than the Original - It isn't often you come across something that is a knock-off of something else and is superior to it. They lose whatever it was that had us craving for the original in the first place, and when the original is a booby, you might as well present me with a rock on a pile of sand, cause nothing can replace those lovely lady lumps.
4. If You Have Man Boobs, You're Probably Fat - And obesely fat at that. I remember seeing a man hold three books under his man boob. Another time, I was mooned and it looked like a giant heart of ass. These are the types of mind torture a person with man boobs can inflict upon the innocent.
3. They Don't Feel Nice - Man boobs feel cancerous and wrong, almost like God hates you for having them, so he just made them mutated to begin with. Saving you the trouble of later killing yourself through a heart attack, he has gracefully implanted a cancer you will never expect.
2. They're Hairy - Some people might think that this shouldn't be on the list, and I call those people gays. Very rarely do I want something I plan to suck on and grope to be covered, even mildly, in hair.
1. They're On Men - Again, gays wouldn't agree with this, but that's why we don't listen to their opinions anyways. Nothing is better than watching big boobed bikini biddies bouncin' by the beach. The B's have it, and I rest my case.
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Wait who was debating this?
aLex Luthor
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