Top Five Worst Places For a Tattoo

Alright, well, welcome to the new and improved version of the Top Five. I'm sorry I couldn't make this any more amazing for you, this is just how it is. So, what's new? Well. Each Top Five will be introduced by a short sort of news/opinion section, and then we'll get to the meat. I mean... Other than that it'll pretty much the same. Big deal? Maybe, but it's the first stepping stone to a better Top Five of tomorrow. Oh, I apologize for yesterday's, but it had to be done. You guys need to make some kind of noise. Not just Farrington telling me about how gay he is.

Top Five Worst Places For a Tattoo

5. Behind the Knees - People behind you can kind of make out something back there, but they're not quite sure what. Way to go, jackass.

4. Bottom of the Feet - This is not only going to suck ass during the procedure since you'll be tickled and stabbed simultaneously, but it's also one of the hardest to show off areas. "Wanna see my tattoo? hold on, let me take my socks and shoes off." Retard.

3. Eyeballs - Well, you'll be blind, but you'll have a sick... Ruined... Remains of an eye. A fake eye would probably work out better if all you're looking for is style, but if you're looking for excruciating pain and poor results, than this is definitely the way to go.

2. The Taint - You guessed it! Here it is, the Taint! The area between your happy parts and your brown eye. Home to the grundliest castle I've ever seen, Castle Taint! Can you just imagine some stranger sculpting art in your hidden zone? Hope you washed before you went to get it. There is only one area worst than this...

1. Around the Asshole - Seriously. I mean, the concept is cool, but like, Why? So the five people that get intimate with your anus can see it? Or is your own private joke? And what if you had the shits the day you went to get it? Would the guy refuse? What is wrong with you?