Top Five Reasons We Haven't Updated Since June 22

Bitches.

5. Cause You's a Bitch, and I'm Ain't - Straight up.

4. We're Lazy Faggots - We sit around and hump each other all day, that's just how we roll.

3. We Had to Spread Sink - It's an ongoing process, and we can never truly stop, but the beginning was the hardest part and now we don't have to force it on people as much. ...Sink!

2. Because Pee Hadn't Cum - He was in a downward spiral toward erectile dysfunction if something didn't happen. We grabbed his dick quickly, and saved it before it went to the limp place in the sky.

1. Cause We're Pimps - Top Fives? Are you serious? There isn't enough time in the day to pimp bitches, please skanks (Mike Pettincrotch), and shoot thugs who don't know when to quit, let alone write mind blowing top fives. But, thanks to some persuasion of the high and mighty, and some stank ass nugs, we're back... Sink!