5. You Are Boring Me - It's true. I'm really not entertained at all by talking to you. I mean you go on and on about how your mom has cancer or you dad was caught with an Asian prostitute or how you found a $45 solution to global warming. Who gives a shit? All I'm saying is i would much rather spend my time eating cereal than listening to you talk.
4. It's The Only Thing That Makes Me Happy - At the end of the day, I always know that cereal will be there for me to fill the empty void that is my existence... I mean stomach. Yeah, stomach. Fag.
3. Need Fuel For Power Hour - What, like you don't before you go to bed. Don't lie.
2. I Promised Your Mom Breakfast in Bed - I just didn't tell her breakfast was at 12 am, in MY bed. Oh, she wanted me to remind you to let the dog out in the morning, cause she won't be home in the morning. She'll be in my bed. With me. Doin' it.
1. I'm Hungry! - Why else do you eat cereal? Crunchatize Me Captain!
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I like how the labels on this one are "cancer, cereal, and bed".
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