Top 5 Nickelodeon Shows From The 90's

5. GUTS (or Global GUTS) - You remember, 3 kids from around the country, or the world in the case of Global GUTS, would battle it out in awesome little competitions that really didn't matter, because when it came down to the end, it was all about the "Agro-Crag." Even tho they had cool nicknames and knee pads, we all knew we could do better. But it was still fun watching Jose' (Laser) from Mexico try to play basket ball while hanging from a huge bungee cord. Plus Mike O'Malley hosted it with some Austrailian chick! Whats not to like?

4. Rocko's Modern Life - This show really had no plot. It was just a bunch of random shit with really weird characters. Lets see, Rocko was a wallaby, Heffer was his best friend (a fat cow), his neighbors were toads who were clearly doin' it all the time, and I think he had a pet dog too. Man, that sounds oddly like my life.

3. Doug - Doug was just awesome. From the obvious rainbow of skin colors, probably to teach us about equality (what a joke, hah, equality) to the life lessons about lusting after the hottest chick in school (Patty Mayonnaise), Doug was truly a show worth watching. Speaking of Doug's big crush, we all knew it would end up like this...


2. The Adventures of Pete and Pete - This show was just a great show about being a kid. From that magical "extra" hour we get from daylight savings time, to renewing your penny's good luck by having a train run over it. This was just a classic. Plus if I recall right, Pete had a tattoo of a girl on his arm he could make dance and distract his dad. Priceless.

1. Are You Afraid Of The Dark - Everyone loved this show. Every week a bunch of kids would go to a campfire somewhere, and start to share a scary story, at which point the show would then show us. We all got scared, don't lie you homo. Every week was a new story, and they were all good, and somewhat scary. Can't ask for more, and if you do then you're a selfish idiot.